I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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