Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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