She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
Randomize
