I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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