I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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