My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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