respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm sobbing to NWA
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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