Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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