Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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