i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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