Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The beer is more important than you right now.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I woke up under a house in Key West
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