WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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