did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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