i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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