i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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