do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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