Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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