I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
