Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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