Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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