Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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