It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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