Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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