why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I see more hoeing in ur future
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