piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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