It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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