My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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