The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
birth control should be required to get into college
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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