So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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