Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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