so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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