I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.