Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
i now understand why vodka
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?