Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.