Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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