I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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