Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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