margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
In America we eat man semen.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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