Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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