Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Be still, my beating vagina.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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