dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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