windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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