Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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