so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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