What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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