You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
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