Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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