hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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