butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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