Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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