Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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