My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
