talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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