i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I need to align my fucking chakras
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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