It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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